Last time I got paid, I decided to put $200 into my investment account.

Since then, I wake up every morning to check my investment account before getting out of bed — just to see if I’ve already become a billionaire, and can retire and book the next flight to Barbados to enjoy the rest of my life lying on a beach near the sea.

It didn’t happen today, still just $200 in my account.

Gotta get ready for work now.