I’m suppose to meet a client at his place and discuss how to work on his website. He told me his address, and said, “my house is Dutch Colonial style…”

I replied, “ahhh, don’t know what that is.. You see, I’m Chinese, so there are only two style houses – Chinese style, which consists different styles across China, I can talk about that for a day; and foreign style, I don’t know foreign style, they all look the same to me.”

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